YOU'RE 21 YEARS OLD AND YOU POST MORE DEPRESSING "I broke the hart of da onli girl hoo truly lovd me i'm so srry bby :'(" STATUSES THAN A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL ON HER PERIOD AFTER HER FIRST BREAK UP
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP.
I AM SO DELETING YOU OH MY WORD your annoying tendencies are indescribable and I hope someone hits you in the face with a mallet so you can realise that she wasn't the only one and yes you probably fucked it up, yes its your fault, stop whinging about it and go to strip club.
fuck.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
3 posts in one night, what of it.
I don't even know why but I lost my shit when I saw this picture, I chortled (YES, CHORTLED, HOW GOOD IS THAT WORD?!) to myself/the computer screen for a good five minutes when I first saw it.
and again when I looked at it after taking a break.
(this isn't actually the photo I was talking about, I've misplaced it...it's probably on my laptop... but this is just as funny. To me, anyway. )
and again when I looked at it after taking a break.
(this isn't actually the photo I was talking about, I've misplaced it...it's probably on my laptop... but this is just as funny. To me, anyway. )
Don't ask why, just go with it.
I don't even care if you don't care.
I'm posting pictures of my loves. After all. This is my fucking blog.
Michael Fassbender. <3
James McAvoy. <3
They so darn sexeh.
:)
It's the little things in life you've got to look forward to.
I'm posting pictures of my loves. After all. This is my fucking blog.
Michael Fassbender. <3
James McAvoy. <3
They so darn sexeh.
:)
It's the little things in life you've got to look forward to.
Some more things I have noticed.
1. I frequently underestimate myself.
This is mainly referring to the exam marks I've received.
A+ for Art.
A for Media.
B+ for English.
B+ for Biology
and that's it so far.
But like. Wow. I only studied for one exam, and I haven't even got that mark back yet... I've surprised myself at how much I know. Either that or how developed my bullshitting skills are..
2. When someone doesn't accept, they judge.
As is blatantly obvious to all that know me, I've developed a rather ridiculous obsession for X-Men: First Class/James McAvoy/Michael Fassbender.
Let me first say: when I mention them and you give me a " -_- " expression, be it through technology or in real life, it hurts. You have your idiosyncrasies, your own passions, your own little hobbies and obsessions, why be so judgmental of mine?
Just because I express my love for these guys slightly differently than you would (that wasn't meant to sound kinky, I swear), doesn't mean you automatically have to roll your eyes at me.
JUST. LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M SO SICK OF JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE.
LET ME BE MY FUCKING SELF AND STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK.
I'm well pissed right now.
I think this is a perfect opportunity to sing/write.
I haven't written in ages.
so..
3. I haven't written a story or read a book in ages.
I miss doing that. So so much.
I miss having the time to do things, having the energy. I miss playing my bass. I miss writing random fan-fics for crappy websites and fanatics like me.
I miss too many things; I frequently dwell on the past and find it hard to move on/let go in a lot of ways.
Finishing off this blog in a contradictory manner to how it started... I disappoint myself sometimes too.
I can be better than this, I know it...
<3 effy.
This is mainly referring to the exam marks I've received.
A+ for Art.
A for Media.
B+ for English.
B+ for Biology
and that's it so far.
But like. Wow. I only studied for one exam, and I haven't even got that mark back yet... I've surprised myself at how much I know. Either that or how developed my bullshitting skills are..
2. When someone doesn't accept, they judge.
As is blatantly obvious to all that know me, I've developed a rather ridiculous obsession for X-Men: First Class/James McAvoy/Michael Fassbender.
Let me first say: when I mention them and you give me a " -_- " expression, be it through technology or in real life, it hurts. You have your idiosyncrasies, your own passions, your own little hobbies and obsessions, why be so judgmental of mine?
Just because I express my love for these guys slightly differently than you would (that wasn't meant to sound kinky, I swear), doesn't mean you automatically have to roll your eyes at me.
JUST. LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M SO SICK OF JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE.
LET ME BE MY FUCKING SELF AND STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK.
I'm well pissed right now.
I think this is a perfect opportunity to sing/write.
I haven't written in ages.
so..
3. I haven't written a story or read a book in ages.
I miss doing that. So so much.
I miss having the time to do things, having the energy. I miss playing my bass. I miss writing random fan-fics for crappy websites and fanatics like me.
I miss too many things; I frequently dwell on the past and find it hard to move on/let go in a lot of ways.
Finishing off this blog in a contradictory manner to how it started... I disappoint myself sometimes too.
I can be better than this, I know it...
<3 effy.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Things that I have noticed.
I've decided to start a.. segment, if you will, called "things that I have noticed".
Much as the title says, it will be about "things I have noticed". (I hope I haven't lost anyone yet).
TWO MAIN THINGS I HAVE NOTICED RECENTLY.
1. Everyone is obsessed with Adele now, after "Rolling In The Deep" came out. She became mainstream, and now all that I can see on facebook are her lyrics (usually misquoted or wrong entirely) posted by teeny boppers and dweebs.
It pisses me off. None of them even knew she existed. I knew she existed before Rolling In The Deep and Someone Like You. Two months ago, if I had have sung "Rolling In The Deep" at school, no one would have known what the fuck I was on about. But now. EVERYONE. Knows it. I know it's good for her career and I'm not saying it's a bad thing I'm just saying that I'm annoyed at how easily people 'follow the flock' and don't bother finding things out for themselves until it's the new craze.
P.S. Stop posting her lyrics on facebook. You're all pissing me off now.
2. Everyone seemed to have a Tamagotchi/Pokemon game/cards as a child.
I had none of those things..
Not once have I owned a Tamagotchi or have ever wanted to own one. I only know of Piccachu and Squirtle in Pokemon, and I don't even know what the fuck they do.
Do not ridicule me for not having these iconic things in my childhood.
I was too busy playing with Beanie Kids and Bratz dolls.
I wish the world would just leave me be.
Much as the title says, it will be about "things I have noticed". (I hope I haven't lost anyone yet).
TWO MAIN THINGS I HAVE NOTICED RECENTLY.
1. Everyone is obsessed with Adele now, after "Rolling In The Deep" came out. She became mainstream, and now all that I can see on facebook are her lyrics (usually misquoted or wrong entirely) posted by teeny boppers and dweebs.
It pisses me off. None of them even knew she existed. I knew she existed before Rolling In The Deep and Someone Like You. Two months ago, if I had have sung "Rolling In The Deep" at school, no one would have known what the fuck I was on about. But now. EVERYONE. Knows it. I know it's good for her career and I'm not saying it's a bad thing I'm just saying that I'm annoyed at how easily people 'follow the flock' and don't bother finding things out for themselves until it's the new craze.
P.S. Stop posting her lyrics on facebook. You're all pissing me off now.
2. Everyone seemed to have a Tamagotchi/Pokemon game/cards as a child.
I had none of those things..
Not once have I owned a Tamagotchi or have ever wanted to own one. I only know of Piccachu and Squirtle in Pokemon, and I don't even know what the fuck they do.
Do not ridicule me for not having these iconic things in my childhood.
I was too busy playing with Beanie Kids and Bratz dolls.
I wish the world would just leave me be.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
I get six days of sleep ins, starting tomorrow.
I'M SO EXCITEDDDD (I just can't hide it)
I love sleeping in more than the air that I breathe.
Although I always get headaches when I sleep in so... well.. maybe it's a sign that I'm sleeping in too late.
Anyway.
Just thought I'd post a blog to ridicule the fact that Queen Jaj (I feel 12 referring to someone that isn't a queen, as queen, but for her sake I'll sink that low) called me her Kingdom Prostitute.
Not entirely sure what it entails.
I'd like to point out that in comparison to J.L's blog and L.T's blog, mine seems rather inferior.
Mainly due to the language they use (I feel somewhat Elizabethan when reading their things, it's bad because I can rarely concentrate on the current english language let alone that of centuries ago... SEE LIDIJA THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T FOLLOW YOUR BLOG, I DON'T HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY FOR HALF THE POSTS).
Well aware this is making me sound stupid.
I'm actually quite intellectual.
I once read a book, you know.
It was interesting! Although there's only so much you can learn from a comic..
(In case you hadn't noticed the blatant sarcasm...I'm being sarcastic..)
THE EXAMS.
Okay, had the art first.
Now, I've never been shot before... (except with a nerf bullet) and.. after leaving that exam I can safely say I've experienced a situation highly similar to that felt when being shot.
And the media was even worse.
I've never done such extensive/intense writing in my life.
My body and brain physically ache from the work I put into the exams I've done so far.
IT'S JUST NOT NATURAL.
My body isn't used to any type of exertion, be it mental or physical.
That much is now clear.
But, only the english exam to bullshit my way through on Friday, then Psychology on monday which I'm hoping to ace.
(I've not said 'ace' in years and I've said it two times tonight... this three-day headache is really starting to get to me)
ANOTHER POINTLESS BLOG LOL
I just do it to keep up with Lidija
and to make myself feel like I have some sort of self purpose.
KBYE, going to go and watch new Simpsons (which i've missed dearly)
AND THEN ...
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS!!!!!!
Again. Don't make fun of my obsessions.
They'll pass..
I love sleeping in more than the air that I breathe.
Although I always get headaches when I sleep in so... well.. maybe it's a sign that I'm sleeping in too late.
Anyway.
Just thought I'd post a blog to ridicule the fact that Queen Jaj (I feel 12 referring to someone that isn't a queen, as queen, but for her sake I'll sink that low) called me her Kingdom Prostitute.
Not entirely sure what it entails.
I'd like to point out that in comparison to J.L's blog and L.T's blog, mine seems rather inferior.
Mainly due to the language they use (I feel somewhat Elizabethan when reading their things, it's bad because I can rarely concentrate on the current english language let alone that of centuries ago... SEE LIDIJA THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T FOLLOW YOUR BLOG, I DON'T HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY FOR HALF THE POSTS).
Well aware this is making me sound stupid.
I'm actually quite intellectual.
I once read a book, you know.
It was interesting! Although there's only so much you can learn from a comic..
(In case you hadn't noticed the blatant sarcasm...I'm being sarcastic..)
THE EXAMS.
Okay, had the art first.
Now, I've never been shot before... (except with a nerf bullet) and.. after leaving that exam I can safely say I've experienced a situation highly similar to that felt when being shot.
And the media was even worse.
I've never done such extensive/intense writing in my life.
My body and brain physically ache from the work I put into the exams I've done so far.
IT'S JUST NOT NATURAL.
My body isn't used to any type of exertion, be it mental or physical.
That much is now clear.
But, only the english exam to bullshit my way through on Friday, then Psychology on monday which I'm hoping to ace.
(I've not said 'ace' in years and I've said it two times tonight... this three-day headache is really starting to get to me)
ANOTHER POINTLESS BLOG LOL
I just do it to keep up with Lidija
and to make myself feel like I have some sort of self purpose.
KBYE, going to go and watch new Simpsons (which i've missed dearly)
AND THEN ...
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS!!!!!!
Again. Don't make fun of my obsessions.
They'll pass..
Monday, June 13, 2011
And the award goes to...
ME!
Procrastinator of the year.
I had two exams today; Health and Biology.
I won't lie, the 10 minutes reading time I got for health only furthered my confusion and made my heart sink to my shoes...and when it came to actually writing the thing.. HA! Ohhh such bullshit hasn't flowed out of my pen in years...also, because I write like a retard, the whole right side of my torso + arm + hand cramped up like a whore and I had to keep taking breaks...I mean who takes breaks whilst writing? I even get puffed when I eat too quickly..
BIOLOGY. Oh my god I was worried to death for it, and I, along with everyone else, finished the entire exam within half an hour of getting it. Not sure whether thats a good sign or a bad sign.. Either my bullshitting skills were on fire or I was blessed with the divine knowledge I'd asked for this morning. I mean... it had to be either of the two because I didn't study.
At all.
Like. A five minute skim over six chapters of the textbook two minutes before the exam was all I did...
AM I A BOSS OR?!
Tomorrow I have Art and Media exams.
I don't think I'll be blessed with divine knowledge for art...
I have a feeling we're going to all walk out of the exam with the similar feeling of having been shot in the face. Art theory.. art history.. differentiating between art periods... FACK AWWWF I DON'T EVEN CARE. If I like a painting, it's because it intrigues me. I don't want to analyse the aesthetics of the piece, and I'm sure, were the artist who painted it still alive, they wouldn't want me to either. Especially since my aesthetic analyses' are usually quite boring.
MEDIA however. well.
Look I don't know how well that'll go down but I'll probably be too distracted thinking about the movies tomorrow night; I'm seeing X-Men: First Class with my sister.
I've already seen it once but.
I've grown an immense love for it, as well as James Mcavoy (although I always loved him), Lucas Till (I'm ignoring the fact that he was in the Hannah Montana movie because he redeemed himself by playing Havok), and Michael Fassbender, whom interests me because of his accent. He's irish, yet can play a convincing american, englishman and he speaks fluent german.
I MEAN HOW TALENTED DO YOU WANT TO BE? James Mcavoy also has that talent, although I don't think he can speak german...
I'm getting distracted and this blog is REEEALLY long and probably quite boring..
I think I'll indulge in a litte happiness and post a picture of each of the aforementioned celebrities, because I'm obsessed.
James Mcavoy. <3
Michael Fassbender <3
Lucas Till <3
On the topic of obsessions...
I think I've discovered why I've had so many of them over the years.
McFly, Short Stack, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Karen Gillan, Iron Man, and now X-Men First Class...
It's because obsessions keep me occupied. They make me happy. I can have an insurmountable amount of love for celebrities because, okay well they can't return it but it's not like they can reject it either, true?
I turn to obsessions when I'm faced with heartbreak.
Because it's easier to cheer myself up with someone who won't hurt me, than to mull over situations that I probably hadn't much of a hand in anyway.
I hate it when my sister ridicules me of my obsessions, but as I said.. they're beneficial for me in a way. They're like a hobby. It gives me something to focus on.
This blog is so long.
I apologise profusely....
Anyways. Good luck with exams and stuff guys, not long til holidays now.
I'll be sure to rant soon enough, again :)
<3 effy.
Procrastinator of the year.
I had two exams today; Health and Biology.
I won't lie, the 10 minutes reading time I got for health only furthered my confusion and made my heart sink to my shoes...and when it came to actually writing the thing.. HA! Ohhh such bullshit hasn't flowed out of my pen in years...also, because I write like a retard, the whole right side of my torso + arm + hand cramped up like a whore and I had to keep taking breaks...I mean who takes breaks whilst writing? I even get puffed when I eat too quickly..
BIOLOGY. Oh my god I was worried to death for it, and I, along with everyone else, finished the entire exam within half an hour of getting it. Not sure whether thats a good sign or a bad sign.. Either my bullshitting skills were on fire or I was blessed with the divine knowledge I'd asked for this morning. I mean... it had to be either of the two because I didn't study.
At all.
Like. A five minute skim over six chapters of the textbook two minutes before the exam was all I did...
AM I A BOSS OR?!
Tomorrow I have Art and Media exams.
I don't think I'll be blessed with divine knowledge for art...
I have a feeling we're going to all walk out of the exam with the similar feeling of having been shot in the face. Art theory.. art history.. differentiating between art periods... FACK AWWWF I DON'T EVEN CARE. If I like a painting, it's because it intrigues me. I don't want to analyse the aesthetics of the piece, and I'm sure, were the artist who painted it still alive, they wouldn't want me to either. Especially since my aesthetic analyses' are usually quite boring.
MEDIA however. well.
Look I don't know how well that'll go down but I'll probably be too distracted thinking about the movies tomorrow night; I'm seeing X-Men: First Class with my sister.
I've already seen it once but.
I've grown an immense love for it, as well as James Mcavoy (although I always loved him), Lucas Till (I'm ignoring the fact that he was in the Hannah Montana movie because he redeemed himself by playing Havok), and Michael Fassbender, whom interests me because of his accent. He's irish, yet can play a convincing american, englishman and he speaks fluent german.
I MEAN HOW TALENTED DO YOU WANT TO BE? James Mcavoy also has that talent, although I don't think he can speak german...
I'm getting distracted and this blog is REEEALLY long and probably quite boring..
I think I'll indulge in a litte happiness and post a picture of each of the aforementioned celebrities, because I'm obsessed.
James Mcavoy. <3
Michael Fassbender <3
Lucas Till <3
On the topic of obsessions...
I think I've discovered why I've had so many of them over the years.
McFly, Short Stack, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Karen Gillan, Iron Man, and now X-Men First Class...
It's because obsessions keep me occupied. They make me happy. I can have an insurmountable amount of love for celebrities because, okay well they can't return it but it's not like they can reject it either, true?
I turn to obsessions when I'm faced with heartbreak.
Because it's easier to cheer myself up with someone who won't hurt me, than to mull over situations that I probably hadn't much of a hand in anyway.
I hate it when my sister ridicules me of my obsessions, but as I said.. they're beneficial for me in a way. They're like a hobby. It gives me something to focus on.
This blog is so long.
I apologise profusely....
Anyways. Good luck with exams and stuff guys, not long til holidays now.
I'll be sure to rant soon enough, again :)
<3 effy.
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