oh, bill.

not gonna lie, I want a blue tongued lizard.

But I'm reading a whole page of shit regarding keeping one, and quite frankly I don't think it'd like living in my room.
"It is important to remember that lizards are very quiet animals and even captive bred pets will suffer stress with too much or rough handling, loud noises, vibrations and dogs or cats having inappropriate access."

Also, it says that "you cannot take a blue tongued lizard out of the wild. It is ILLEGAL. If you want a pet lizard, you will need to buy it from a pet store, at a young age"

So that means I can't steal the one from my backyard, which saddens me greatly because I've already christened him Bill and I've fed him raw lamb and beef and I believe in some way we've bonded.

Absolutely devo guys.
I wants me mah' Bill! (see bill above, this was when we were bonding)