The No Homers Club.

"Its called no Hom*ers*. We're allowed ONE homer,"


Bored? Why yes, yes i am.

It seems all i do nowadays is complain. Which technically isn't any different from how i've spent my 15 years of existence; complaining has become part of my lifestyle...but i do it more frequently now, about things that really aren't important. I annoy myself sometimes... but i've been doing that, and spending hours trawling through pages of peoples voiced thoughts on twitter.
Seeings as i've discovered many people whom i follow lead far more interesting lives than i do...

Just for something to do..

10 things that are making me grumpy.


1. Two weeks until year 10. Hoo. Fucking. Ray. T_T

2. All the good looking men seem to live on continents/in states that aren't mine. /angryface.

3. All the good looking men that I'M interested in all appear to be overly famous, and about 5+ years older than me, and more importantly, not remotely interested in a 15 year old girl from Melbourne who goes fangirl every time one of them waves at a concert...

4. I was convinced that it was Sunday today. This has happened several times throughout the summer holidays; i've been a day+ ahead/behind myself and its completely put me out of whack. I've come to the conclusion that the only thing school is good for is letting me know what day it is.

5. I'm still single & nearly 16. /sadface.

6. Aspects of my life are going backwards. Despite what i thought when i was ten, age hasn't changed a thing.

7. I'm still not quite old enough to drive..which is what i want to do most. Take me to Sydney, or London, please.

8. I've become so antisocial i've spent more time in my room than i have with other people. I haven't been to the movies since mid-2009 and i haven't been to the pool at all this summer. I feel like a povo aussie..

9. My iPod is nearly full. As much as i love it, i want another one. Preferably an iPhone, so i can feed my sick, slightly sad obsession with twitter & let everyone know what i'm doing 24 hours a day, like the important people do.

10. Still haven't bought tickets to Short Stack's encore tour Stack Is The New Black. I don't want them to sell out...

So those are just 10 of the hundreds of things on my mind, [about 50 of those hundred are happy i assure you, i'm not completely a complainer].

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